Brand Spanking new Senior Citizens

We kicked and screamed, but no matter what  we did, we still found ourselves in

Senior Citizenland.

Our names are Nora and Jeannette and we've recently joined the ranks of Medicare recipients along with Oprah Winfrey and Christie Brinkley, except neither of us are billionaires or stunningly beautiful, although we have been called cute on occasion.

Recently, we were on the phone, bemoaning the fact that we were both in a funk.

Why do you think we feel this way?

We dissected the problem and came to the revelation that we missed the lives we used to have. We decided we needed something to get excited about, something to look forward to . . . . like writing a book.